You cannot escape Nestlé- unless you want to starve to death

I know my Union and several people stop eating Nestle, because they are not ethical. True. Problem is, I laugh at those ‘I don’t eat Nestle’ people, when they ignorantly walked into their canteen in schools or universities, and do not ask who is the catering company serving here? Or when you walk into Haagen Dazs and actually, do you know Nestlé owns it? Oops, that includes Movenpick and Dreyers as well. My point is, ethical compaies do not really exist. If they do, you can only earn it when you are earning loads of money and you yourselves become Nestlé, simply making the money.

Tell me, can you be lovely and ethical and have a nice life. Maybe, that’s if you are god or living in St. Mungo’s. Either you squeeze blood from other people, or live you on other people’s expense on the street (or council benefits). If we try living nice and ethical, then I think we should all die. Coz living in the woods is harmful to trees. (coz we be wood smuggler for others in Indonesia)

Anyway, I like to try my experiment and list all the things we eat and do, and see if we can survive.

7am – my Sailormoon alarm clock rang (the particular alarm clock is bad coz is made in china by cheap labour)
7.05 – washed my face with water (Water company complains that they need the money for maintenance, but we don’t give them, BAD!)
7.15 – dressed in my swarovski jeans and a T-shit (made in China, cheap labour)
7.30 – had Tesco band cereals (Nestlé)
7.45 – walk to station to go to work (bad, roads are created by cutting down trees in Greenwich Park)
8 – take South Eastern Train to London Bridge (Connex is kicked out by the government and now the route is taken over by south-eastern, meaning some people got sacked and we are paying for their job seeker allowance)
8.30 – take London Underground to Buckingham Palace (bad, LU people are very low pay according to their Union, by taking the train, we are encouraging GLA to pay them less)
9 – arrive at work (bad, I work for the Queen, full-stop)

If I try to be ethical then my daily routine might become
7am – woke up by my dog that I adopted from RSPCA (and make sure I feed him by self-grow cabbage from my garden)
7.05 – washed my face by rain water I collected from Boscastle
7.15 – no need to dress, everything is made in China nowadays
7.30 – drink rain water or buy my cereal from Waitrose
7.45 – do not go out of my flat to discourage the government to build roads
8 – still at home
8.30 – still at home
9 – I call my boss to say I can no longer work for the queen

To make my point, I copy the list I gathered by using Google within 5 seconds to illustrate how Nestlé dominate our life.

Coffee - Nescafé including:
Alta Rica
Black Gold
Blend 37
Cap Colombie
Cappuccino
Decaff
Expresso
Fine Blend
Gold Blend
Kenjara
Nescafé Ice
Organic
Dairy products
Carnation
Chambourcy
Coffee-Mate
Extreme Viennois
Fussells
Ideal
LC1
Munch Bunch yoghurts
Rowntree yoghurts and ice creams
Simply Double
Ski yogurts
Tip-Top
Confectionery & snacks
Aero
After Eights
Animal Bar
Baci Chocolate
Black Magic
Blue Riband
Breakaway
Caramac
Chocolate Cuisine
Dairy Box
Dairy Crunch
Drifter
Fab
Fox's Glacier Mints
Fruit Pastilles
Henri Nestlé Collection
Jellytots
Kit Kat
Kit Kat Chunky
Lion Bar
Lyons Maid Ice Cream
Matchmakers
Maxibon
Milky Bar
Munchies
Polo
Quality Street
Rolo
Rowntrees Fruit Gums
Smarties
Toffee Crisp
Toffo
Tooty Frooties
Walnut Whip
Willy Wonka
Yorkie
Contact lens care
Alcon
Seasonings
Dufrais
Maggi
Bistro Chef cooking vinegar

· Hot Drinks: Nescafé and all brand-names = Coffee-Mate / Gold Blend / Blend 37 / Alta Rica / Cap Colombie / Fine Blend / Nescafé Hot / Nescafé Ice.
· Mineral Water & Cold Drinks: Libby's C / Nesquik / Perrier.
· Pet Foods: Arthur’s / Bakers Complete / Bonio / Bonus / Chunky / Felix / Fido / Friskies Petcare / Go-Cat / Go-Dog / Gourmet / Purina / Purina Pro-plan / Vital Balance / Winalot.
· Dairy Products: Carnation / Chambourcy / Fussells / Simply Double / Tip-Top.
· Ice Creams: Lyons Maid / Nestlé Ice Cream Bars.
· Confectionary: Aero / Aero Crunchy / After Eights / All Stars / Black Magic / Blue Riband / Breakaway / Caramac / Dairy Crunch / Drifter / Fox's range / Jellytots / Kit Kat / Lion Bar / Matchmakers / Milky Bar / Munchies / Polo / Quality Street / Rolo / Rowntree's / Smarties / Toffee Crisp / Toffo / Tooty Frooties / Walnut Whip / Willy Wonka / Yorkie.
· Cereals: Bite-size Shredded Wheat / Cheerios / Cinnamon Grahams / Clusters / Fibre One / Fruitful Shredded Wheat / Golden Grahams / Golden Nuggets / Honey-Nut Cheerios / Honey-Nut Shredded Wheat / Shredded Wheat / Shreddies / Sporties.
· Processed Foods: Build-up / Buitoni / Crosse & Blackwell / Herta / Maggi.
· Seasonings & Pickles: Branston / Dufrais / Gales Honey / Sarsons / Sun-pat.
· Medical Products: Alcon & Care contact lens solutions / Chapstick / Clearblue / Clearplan.
· Supermarket own brands: Nestlé manufacture the following Tesco's cereals - Bran Flakes / Cocoa Flakes / Cocoa Puffs / Corn Flakes / Puffed Rice / Sultana Bran. Nestlé manufacture the following Co-op products - Easy Serve Ice Cream / Peanut Butter / Rich Chocolate Mousse.